This is About Me. That is, the little bit about me that I will release. I was born long ago, in a village far away. I aged to adulthood without actually maturing very much. I have a wry, skeptical, twisted sense of humor. But it satisfies me. I believe in a few things, but not most things.
When I was single, I would have never, ever fallen for a fake online girlfriend even if there had been an online then. In those days, we preferred to handle our girlfriends with actual manipulative members. You may rely on it. If you wish to know more about my early childhood and teenagerhood you can read my memoir. Or not.
If you need to contact me for something besides spam or an offer from a Nigerian Prince, you can use this email address: email@example.com