Are You Afraid Yet?


No buyers remorse yet? No wondering just what the Hell you have done? Is it worth it to get back at your tormentors by destroying the Country? Well, then you are ready for the Lunatic Ride.

Losing your health insurance? Hope you don’t get sick!

Is somebody investigating you? Fire their ass!

Is somebody making fun of you, laughing at your smug Gollum face? Lock ’em up!

Are comedians joking about your smallness? Get the FCC on them!

I hope you are just as happy when they come for you.