I have noticed recently that TV is almost half commercials. This is cable TV that I pay a shitload of money for but I am still beat over the head with ads trying to sell me everything from adult diapers to prescription drugs to cars. I want to go on record as disliking these. I hardly watch TV anymore and I think this may be what pushes me to kill my cable TV completely.
Suck? You bet your ass it does. Try it yourself sometime. Just get your friendly remote, rare back with a beer, and start switching through the swill. I bet you more than half the places you land will have some goddam ad on.
I know, I can rant all I want: it will not change. We live in a capitalist society and the engine runs on selling shit. Whatever can be sold will be. The best thing is to avoid it and that is my next step. Sorry to have bothered you with this. Now you can go back to your ads. See you later alligator; after a period of time, crocodile.
Well, there was a naked man outside the Library today. Partly naked, anyway. He was bare from his waist to the knees. He was clothed above and below. Was I surprised? You bet your, uhh . . . ass.
But me and the few others going in and out at the time were cool. We did not react anymore than New York hipsters would. Here is what happened.
I parked at the Library to return some books. The parking for non-electric engine vehicles without a handicapped tag is well away from the door, to make room for the special parking spaces. As I approached the door, I saw two citizens in wheelchairs and two what appeared to be their pushers. But these were . . . odd looking. The one guy in a wheelchair that was looking toward the walkway was sort of looming sideways. His pusher was glaring.
The other wheelchair held a woman who was turned away, looking into the woods that surround the building. Her pusher was naked from the waist to the knees. That’s right, he was without clothing. He was turned away as well, looking into the woods, exposing his white hairy ass and upper legs to anyone walking past. He was not peeing, he was just standing there with his pants around his knees.
I went on into the Library, expecting to hear shouts of alarm and calls for the Police and such. But none of that happened. I glanced back out the front door and they were still there. Then I looked for books for a few minutes. When I left, they were gone.
I believe they were crazy. They acted funny. But I cannot swear that they were clinically crazy. They may have been part of a movie shooting a Zombie film or something. I did not see any cameras and it seems unlikely that a Director would just let random citizens wander through his scene. But in any case, the event was over. Perhaps a bus from the asylum dropped them off and picked them up.
Anyway, it is not something you see every day, so I thought I would tell you about it.
Everyone is aghast that rich people have bought their children entry
into colleges. Why? Who among us is still so naive that they think
anything is honest?
Perhaps those are the same trusting, dare I say gullible, people that send gift cards to a person that calls them on the phone and says, ‘You have been found guilty and have a fine. If you don’t send it – in some odd, unrecoverable form – we will send the police to lock you up.’
Rich people have
always, and will always, get things that are inaccessible to normal
people. They take it for granted that they are smarter and better
suited to run things than common people. Their children, dumb or
smart, are allowed to get a leg up on the rest of society. It is not
something they ponder or agonize over: they simply assume that
anything can be bought. Why should they think differently? There are
plenty of crooks and poor people out there with their hands open for
the bribes. When one of the rich assholes is actually caught, they
never do hard time.
There will be a
flurry of media attention about this matter, then it will subside and
they will go back to getting access to things as they always have.
Get used to it. And someday, if they let you, you may join them in
the rich people places that you are not allowed in now.
And, as a side
issue, over the years I have seen a lot of bank guards going in and
out of banks from armored trucks and I have never seen a money
bag with a big dollar sign on it.
I would like to talk to you about anti-science people. It might be about Global Warming, Vaccinating Children, Air Quality, Ghosts, Crowd Size, or many other things. There is a subset of humans that simply refuse to accept the science behind many issues.
It does not matter if 98% of all research and scientific studies show that something is a FACT, there will be one or two that claim it is simply not true, they will metaphorically put their fingers in their ears and say ‘Wah Wah Wah’ so as not to hear the truth. They just ignore anything that shows them to be wrong.
There are now some parents that are refusing to get their children measles vaccinations. We have had herd immunity for decades but now, because of these people, measles is making a comeback. In the old days, we simply would not have put up with this: the parents would have complied or been quarantined. Now, political correctness allows them to decide for themselves, based on no science, that they know best.
I remember when I was a child they did not ask. They just one day hauled off and gave every kid at school vaccinations. The children did not like it, but in those days, Public Health did not listen to their whining. The CDC ought to be able to force this issue, either make the parents comply or quarantine the children until puberty. But as long as Washington is run by fucking idiots, that will not happen.
This same general ‘We don’t believe this’ in spite of factual evidence is everywhere. Part of it is the goddam internet. As long as everyone has a voice, everyone’s opinion is given equal weight. The lunatic giant 139 foot snake believer is given the same consideration as the renowned snakeologist, who may be desperately claiming that no such snake could exist in nature. FACTS ARE FACTS. EVERYONE DOES NOT GET TO HAVE THEIR OWN SET OF ‘ALTERNATE’ FACTS.
I went to the Skin Man yesterday. Probably young people, of which I am sure there are thousands reading this blog, do not have a Skin Man. But they will. Your skin is a marvelous organ, keeps your juice in and germs out. Self-healing. I wish I had a car like it. It stretches and shrinks to fit your body as you get fatter and then diet.
But it ages like everything else. Over time you will have a dermatologist. Many of them are jerks. I don’t know why. But if you shop around, you will find one that is OK.
But I did not call you here to talk about Skin Men. I want to talk about where it ends. Everyone would agree that the skin covering your ear flap is skin. But is the eardrum skin? And where does the skin end and digestive tract begin at your mouth hole? Your lips? Or take your nosehole. I do not think a Skin Man treats problems with smell. Perhaps at the edge of every orifice it changes to some other system: digestive, respiratory, excretory, auditory, etc. There are certainly specialized skin areas, such as the scalp, which is nothing like arm skin but is treated by a Skin Man. And the above mentioned nosehole – I think we all agree that as the skin turns inward, there is a small stretch of real skin before it become hole.
Do Skin Men (and women – I only use man because it rhymes better) have a class in med school about where it ends, so they know when to send a patient to another specialist? Perhaps some enterprising student will make this their Doctorate Thesis. I would have asked my Skin Man but he wanted to talk about the Super Bowl. See what you can find out from your Skin Man and report back. Thanks.
I mentioned that we have deer. I wish they would eat squirrels. For every deer, we have a thousand squirrels. When you look out, the backyard is just crawling with them. They scamper. They bury nuts. They eat the house, which is made of wood but now I wish it were steel or concrete. Nobody eats them We had a cat and after a couple of tries and failures, it simply gave up on pursuing the monsters. Coyotes can’t catch them. Snakes? What a laugh. I don’t see enough snakes around here to ill a croker sack. You can’r shoot them; too close to other houses and inside the goddam ‘city’ of Johns Creek.
I got a powerful green laser I figured I could blind the sonofabitches. But they ignore it. I am careful never to aim it skyward, don’t worry about that. I got within six feet of one of the bastards and hit him in the beady eye, He left, but only because I got close, not because the laser blinded him.
Someone said to trap the furry little shits and carry them to the river and release them. How are you going to trap a thousand fast moving squirrels? I do not have the answer.
There is a herd of deer that come through my backyard. I could have said, ‘So, there is this herd of deer’ but I find it irritating that so many people are unable to say a statement without opening with ‘So’. Just listen. It will soon irritate you as well.
This is not exactly a herd. It is more like ten or twelve, but that is a large number of whitetail deer for a suburban yard. And they are not joined at the hip; the grouping varies in size and age, almost always does and fawns. Rarely do you see a buck. They are ramblin’ guys and do not like the responsibilities of family life. Sometimes they lie down and take a snooze.
I am not naive about these beasts. They are wild animals and all of them have sharp little hooves that will open a human up. So I do not try to pet them or feed them. And don’t forget this main caution: these little rascals have deer ticks. You may not know how ticks work. They do not live on their hosts; they drink some blood, which the female needs to reproduce, and then they drop off the beast. Which means them or their ticklets can get on YOU. Deer ticks equals Lyme Disease. Think about it the next time you are pondering whether to go out and pat Bambi.